It has been called to my attention that one Brigid Moira McNally and I have less than a week left until our respective birthdays. Because she so clearly holds seniority over me, I have decided to devote this post entirely to recalling her spectacular verbal quips, and, probably, indecencies. Honestly, somebody should do a study on the long-term effects of Mountain Dew: Code Red.
"Cheesy Bread... when did you guys develop that????"
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"Word of the Day: Cantankerous. As in, 'Brigid, I wish you weren't so cantankerous when you wake up in the morning.'"
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"Jimmy!!! Where ARE you?!?!?!"
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"I'm only teasing, but I can see you're not responding, so nevermind."
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"I'm a twelve year old fat girl!!!"
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"I can't be sneaky about anything- I'm like a buffalo!"
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"You're getting fat with power."
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"I'm going to draw a diagram of the Strategic Defense Initiative.."
"...But that looks like a UFO..."
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"Ooh, hold on! I have to depress my emergency break!"
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"FANTASTIC!"
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"You bring out the Down's Syndrome child in everyone."
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"What if your leg got stuck between the seat and the toilet paper dispenser?"
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"Thinking about desserts makes me uncomfortable."
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"Not enough people are running so you are STUCK WITH ME! Muahahahah..ha."
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"Adolf, you're so linear!"
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"Communication is essential to all relationships- don't plug your ears, and don't contracept."
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"Sometimes I wonder how people can look at my face and not throw up."
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Yeah, that was pretty hilarious.
So, here's to almost 21 years of proving our worth to the world, by any means necessary:
Happy Birthday!
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- Mel
- New mommy *finally* getting to that stage in pregnancy where I don't have to explain that I haven't just "let myself go," making good use of her intellect, sense of humor, and creativity. Look out world, here I come!
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That was great Mel! Man I miss all the Ave folks...Have a great Birthday!!! Don't make it too happy though;)
haha...poor Jimmy...he never knew what hit him. DAMN those were good times. Happy FAN-FREAKIN-TASTIC birthday!!! we'll drink a toast to you down here...i'll make a point of it!
Wow, its like they decided to comment on you and treat me like last year : I ceased to exist.
At least you remembered me.
I have to say, I am overwhelmed at this post being written for me (us); great subject matter, if I do say so myself. I can recall most of those, but some, ... well, I suppose I should just not ask any questions.
Looks like you trumped me as far as getting to blog posts first.
Look for one in the near future (and by that, I mean when Im not having to write 14 annotations the day before they are due. GOD HELP ME!)
And seriously, Code Red rocks. :)
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