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Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The Illustrious Fightgar: Past, Present, and Future

Once upon a time, there was a family VonBuelow.

The VonBuelows, in traditional Catholic family fashion, decided to have enough children to take over and eventually populate a small country. And in order to make it seem as though they already had enough men to populate the country, the parents gave each of their sons seven names.

The one which concerns us today is **deep breath** Roland Theodor Dominic Niklot Bernhard Edward Pepin VonBuelow, younger brother to the lovable Jaspar Friedrich Joseph Peter Howard Werner Hartwig and Carl Andreas Christian Ernst Bodo Alexander Johann (otherwise known as Twinz), and older brother to such enjoyable characters as Josef Albert Augustin Wolfram Georg Otto Leopold, Stefan Alan Waldemar Anton French Wilhelm Raphael, Johannes Franz Paul Hubertus Eric Justin Michael, and Francesco Eric Christopher Marcus Gottfried Gabriel James.

Now aren't you jealous?

Anyway, Pepin, in his stellarly amazing ways, has gone on to excel in the military, dancing, breaking people's limbs off, playing computer games, harassing younger siblings, eating dinner, and messing around with hazardous members of the animal kingdom.

What more is there to live for? Like, other than dinner at the Von Buelow house?

(::)

-Melissa "Not Quite An Enfield" VandeVoorde

18 comments:

Black Mona said...

wow. you should become a story teller...that way everyone could look good the way you tell it.;-)

J said...

Mmm! Spaetzle.
-Justin (not a bachelor for long) Enfield

J said...

I guess now Emily will be able to know who Pepin is. It’s just too bad all of those pictures were taken BEFORE the motorcycle accident.
Poor kid

J said...

My Dad's Illustrious.

Mel said...

and YOU have too much time on your hands.

Hoover Dam! Well, I was somewhat limited in my resources, I'll admit. But who WOULDN'T like all those ones I plugged in to keep it entertaining?

-melissa "ball-and-chain" vandevoorde

Fightgar said...

so now you know who i am

Fightgar said...

OOH-RAH great Jorb melissa

ahh yes the motorcycle thing...i mean accident. We flew on a sweet,sweet mushroom bridge to the...Baseball...game.


-Roland Theodor Dominic Bernhard Edward Pepin von Bülow out

J said...

WHAT?







...Is this Anton French? What the heck are you talking about?

J said...

After the accident, we just threw you in the back of the station wagon and took you to the free clinic we tried to sell your organs for money but they wouldn’t buy. They said something about hepatitis or something, I don’t know.

Fightgar said...

The Cheatbot! Do you use that same month to kiss your...motherboard.

Black Mona said...

umm...maybe you two should get a blog together where you could sort this thing out before taking up ALL THE FREAKIN' SPACE IN THE FREE WORLD....*takes a deep breath*... i'm done.

J said...

I like the new prfile pic and link setup. You make a me happy! I kiss you later.

Fightgar said...

oooooh the accident....please don't make me think about it...the badgers ahhh


fightgar out

ps: headless chicken!? well as long as carl didn't cut your chicken head off i think you'll be fine...OOH-RAH

Black Mona said...

ok mel, you can update again. we're done talking about the vBs. thanks though....

Louise said...

You're all COMMUNISTS!

BZ said...

so wait, apparently the VonBuelows aren't known for soccer...

and boy, did you ever go crazy on the links. would you believe I clicked every single one? it was very...entertaining. for about thirty seconds.

:)

Fightgar said...

SOCCER!!!World Cup 2006 Germany!!!

Black Mona said...

Mel, i advise you not to become like Meghan....OR ELSE.
in other words....UPDATE!!