Reasons for Not Updating During Christmas Break

1. Really slow dial-up. Really.
2. Sister visiting from Chicago for the holidays.
3. Two families to visit instead of one.
4. Family harassing about not spending enough time with said family.
5. Shopping for 10+ people to be done in the space of 3 days.
6. Seriously, this connection is way too slow.
7. Computer not available due to family members previous reservation/occupation of computer room.
8. Did I mention the slow internet here?
9. Catching up with friends over break, having barely spoken during the semester.
10. Newfound addiction to things other than being online.
11. Now dividing time online between several different email accounts and blogs. Damn myspace.
12. Distracted by shiny stuff.
13. Sole holiday decorator in household.
14. Fingers injured in tragic Christmas tree accident- attempts to type with teeth unsuccessful.
15. Not enough time to check other blogs, thus resulting in lower motivation and creativity in mine.

Hope Christmas is treating you all well, and hopefully I'll be up and running online sometime soon!
-Adolf

Come the Revolution...

We will have no tyrannical authorities (?) to assign us ridiculous reading and writing topics! We will have freedom and equality! And we will have these as pets!

Only a couple more hours until Christmas break!!!

Overstimulation

yep.

Does anybody want to write a paper for me?

It's almost to the point where things like this make sense to me.

The Dreaded MAC/Grateful Dead Complex

Well, Metaphysics turned out alright I guess. Still have 4 more papers and 5 more finals to study for, Advent Angels and a few more 3-hour-long choir practices before I'm done for the semester.
Funny, the workload seems to continue even after classes are finished. How riddikulus.

As a side note, the roommate has finally snapped, Cor is showing signs of meth abuse, Angie is probably considering finding a hired assassin, and Creative Juices are in high demand and low supply all across the board.

Who's ready for Christmas break ?

Feddie-physics

Well, it's paper-writing time again. No sleep for this little lamb, got a 10-pager due in about 8 1/2 hours, and am desperately hoping for a case of logorrhea. Being qua being, here I come!

More as the insanity develops!

Too Close For Comfort...

It came to my attention today that as a human race, we have some dangerously similar sounding phrases with disturbingly different meanings. A couple of my favorites?

Extramental Existence / Excremental Existence

Erschiessungstode / Erscheissungstode

Have you ever noticed (much in the way that Eskimos have extensive vocabulary for snow) we have way too many words for poop? Feces.. fecal matter.. poo.. sh*t.. and many more.

So my point is, this is the latest and greatest Dr. Fedoryka Quote of the Day:
"My love is like a brown, brown cow pie."

If Hannibal Lector Were A Book, Which Would He Be?

How To Win Friends and Influence People.

Half a Post

I want one.

Can't Improve On Something Perfect...

Reading through this one, I realized that it can't possibly match up to the one before. But then again, that's what happens when you try to be funny while you're coming down off a caffeine high at 7 am. Many improvements to follow, don't worry-

Captain's Log, Stardate: 1 Dec. 2005

Would have updated on 30 Nov., but as the official changeover occurs promptly at 6 a.m., this blog missed its deadline.

Stress levels continue, although no exponential increase has been observed. Caffeine withdrawal symptoms, while brief, have been temporarily alleviated by the presence of non-intravenous energy inducements.

A. Grutter has once again been observed maintaining abnormal sleep patterns, although one suspects given her apparent lack of deprivation signs, she has been compensating for nocturnal activity through diurnal somnolence.

Beginning to fear for my own ability to cope with conditions. Must be monitored closely for safety and sanity. Must maintain insomnia until mission is completed....