Sugar, We're Goin' Down

Well, things aren't progressing so well with the paper, so in the interest of time, I've decided to give you some highlights from my friends AIM profiles:


Courtesy of Lillie:
LILLIE! STOP PUTTING CHEESE ON THE DOG! -Mom

Why the guidance wing thinks I'm "suicidal", ala my essay for Dr. Love:
"Because of proportionate equality, there are no fixed and unchanging sentences for individualized crimes. For example, when a student is found guilty of murdering her theology teacher, corporal punishment is not immediately hoisted upon her. Instead, a jury looks at the circumstances of her act of murder (which may involve being bored to insanity during a class-thus causing the student lose all rational thought and then proceeding to chop her teacher into small pieces and store his body in a Wednesday Box) and decide that she was acting upon the heat of the moment and upon insanity, and may instead put her on parole with heavy guidance."

Courtesy of Miguel:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! GO GO GO GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO: Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO!


"yeah [thanksgiving music] just doesn't inspire as much artistic cheese as christmas music"
---ping

meegaman01: MAYbe if i tALKed like thIS
meegaman01: no WOman would be ABle to reSISt my wooING

meegaman01: i want to look exotic and mysterious, not disgusting
meegaman01: trying to WOO not repel


Courtesy of KatieMa
DanMan4779: lamps don't use technology, they work by magic
skaduck1: oh good point
skaduck1: see im not a science major, so i dont know these things
skaduck1: i only learn useless knowledge

-if my knowledge is useless, class must be too...i should just stop going.
classes till 8.

"Animals have two primary purposes in today's world: to be delicious, and to fit well."

Our soul waits for the Lord
Who is our help and shield
For in the Lord our hearts rejoice;
in Your Holy Name we trust.
May Your kindness, Lord, be upon us;
We have put our hope in You.
-Psalm 33:20-22

"That is the only really satisfactory way of dealing with evil, not simply binding it so that it can do no harm, but whenever possible overcoming it with good."

"For He loves each one of us as though there were only one to love."

"Love is like cancer, it randomly shows up and then it grows."


Courtesy of Dan:
Quote of the Random Time Period
"Son, a woman is a lot like a... [looks around] a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds. They make ice, and... um... [spots his can of Duff] Oh, wait a minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! [downs the beer] But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
-Homer