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New mommy *finally* getting to that stage in pregnancy where I don't have to explain that I haven't just "let myself go," making good use of her intellect, sense of humor, and creativity. Look out world, here I come!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Can't Improve On Something Perfect...

Reading through this one, I realized that it can't possibly match up to the one before. But then again, that's what happens when you try to be funny while you're coming down off a caffeine high at 7 am. Many improvements to follow, don't worry-

Captain's Log, Stardate: 1 Dec. 2005

Would have updated on 30 Nov., but as the official changeover occurs promptly at 6 a.m., this blog missed its deadline.

Stress levels continue, although no exponential increase has been observed. Caffeine withdrawal symptoms, while brief, have been temporarily alleviated by the presence of non-intravenous energy inducements.

A. Grutter has once again been observed maintaining abnormal sleep patterns, although one suspects given her apparent lack of deprivation signs, she has been compensating for nocturnal activity through diurnal somnolence.

Beginning to fear for my own ability to cope with conditions. Must be monitored closely for safety and sanity. Must maintain insomnia until mission is completed....

6 comments:

Carl said...

Captain,
hehe, your blog is highly amusing! sorry to hear about your forced insommnia problem. everything is fine here. i have a report that the licenses for some of your cargo will need will need to be renewed. otherwise i will see myself forced to confiscate it by the 4th of Dec.

J said...

Pull up, PULL UP. You're going to crash!

Thomas said...

Who made you a Captain? Last time i check you were only a yomen (a cook for those who don't know). whahwawhwahwahwa

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